this bridge is so high it makes my penis hurt!
Pigeon droppings can also be a health hazard for bridge inspectors. In the Pacific Northwest (Washington State) I noticed that Ospreys like to nest at the top of bridges, notably main post "towers" of cantilever through trusses. This results in quite a mess of droppings...
http://historicbridges.org/washington/fortspokanebridge/fort...
The straight poop:
http://sites.udel.edu/dct/files/2013/10/Rpt-221-Bird-Droppin...
Not to interject seriousness into this levity...
But bird's mess can be acidic and bad for metal. This issue emphasizes the importance of cleaning, maintenance, and fresh paint on bridges with extreme bird activity.
If you go to the San Antonio Riverwalk you might notice betting on the underside of the bridges. Of course, this has to do with people under the bridges...
Eun fhalbh
They usually pick the side with the superior view... Thus increasing the odds that a human will come in contact with it.
Please refrain from using coarse, offensive language on this august Web forum.
There are more appropriate words that could have been uses to convey the same meaning.
Dookie springs to mind as a good choise.
Maybe they like to take off into the wind, and jettison excess cargo before liftoff.
Perhaps the breeze is better on one side of the bridge, so more cargo is left there.
Most Avian excretion takes place on the wing....so which way does the wind blow?
I walked across the old bridge and noticed that one railing on one side only was completely coated inbird shit while the railing on the other side didn't have so much as a spec can anybody tell me why this is
I'd consult a doctor about that.