You should make a "joke bridge" category.
So many questions:
Who is the infamous Tim Hatcher?
How did he earn the dubious distinction of being a "Snitch"?
Who did he rat out?
What did the person that got ratted out do?
Why was it necessary for the offended party to go to such lengths as to take a magic marker or sharpie and write the heading on cardboard and then tack it to an obscure bridge?
This seems to make for an interesting story.
Anyone with answers, guesses, or imagined ad lib stories feel free to post. Remember we are talking deep south Alabama here.